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Poll #238327 Loser of the Week for January 10-17

Who should be the loser of the week?

bookfairy Nemo again for not getting the hint that dear Ana is NOT interested. EVER!
0(0.0%)
msmcfeeley posted for her friend who had a threesome with her boyfriend and one of his male friends (was her bf's idea), then he dumps her afterward.
4(50.0%)
just_monicat's self important cell phone man who can't get the hint that she is NEVER going to go out with him.
4(50.0%)
pochaccoyoly Mr 10 Words
0(0.0%)
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sammynella
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sammynella
Well, actually I'm just one of three moderators here. Monica and Jen are the other moderators in case you ladies were interested in getting in contact with any of us.

I'm sorry that I've been neglecting the community, but I've been out of commission while I was sick. But I'm back and back to full Live Journal posting and moderating.

I will be posting two seperate polls for voting this week so we can take care of loser of the week stuff.

I think that this community is going well and I'm impressed by the quality of posts and comments. However, I'm interested in hearing from all of you if you have any suggestions for the community.

That said...I will have the polls up by later today. Keep those nominations coming in!

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Current Celebrity Loser: Nick Lachey for making fun of Jessica.

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msmcfeeley
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msmcfeeley
Nominee: my dad
Reason: well, for farting in the bathroom at work while he's peeing (as posted earlier this week in crappy_advice... but MAINLY for this situation that happened this morning...
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Current Celebrity Loser: KGO

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joscelin
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joscelin
My mother, who is stage 4 gastric cancer, and I were in a fender bender last week that resulted in her car needing $800 in work. My mother has no vehicle to get to the clinic and such, and my job does not let me take time off to taxi her.
It's been over a week.. here is more about our nominee: AN INSURANCE ADJUSTOR

*puts on bass thumping ass kicking musical theme*
I'm preparing to go to war with the asshat adjustor assigned to us by Farmer's Insurance. A 8 Days ago I called and reported the accident.. two days ago I called again, left detailed message. Still no word. Today I called again. If the asshat does not return my call by tomorrow I'm contacting the Oregon Insurance Comission and filing a complaint. What part of my mother is a cancer patient and needs transportation does this asshat NOT UNDERSTAND.

Oregon law dictates that an adjustor must view and photograph the vehicle in question within 72 hours of the accident being report.. weekends not withstanding.

I'm a nice person.. in the past I've been too nice.. but I'm getting ready to take the gloves off. I WILL not be dicked around where my loved ones are concerned.

I don't care HOW busy they are with 'all of the claims because of the ice an snow'.. how the hell do they get off assigning me an adjustor that isn't even in the same TIME ZONE as I am? It's not MY problem that they don't have a valid phone number for their 'insured', and I don't freaking care HOW Much coverage she has.

Nothing she tells them is going to adequately explain the fact that she was traveling in the median in the opossing direction of the traffic flow, nor will anything justify the fact that instead of STOPPING and waiting for a hole in the lane she wanted, she was TRAVELING in that lane.. and no one is going to tell me that I did not have the right of way.

Why didn't this adjustor bother to review Oregon law before he called me for a statement?

So many unanswered queries.. all fueling my slow burn. The boiling point is drawing neigh.

Fin

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breazybrea
At the request of msmcfeeley I'm xposting this from my own journal -- for all to enjoy... :o)

20 reasons why my vibrators are better than men
in no particular order

1. their sole purpose is to get me off- but never expect it
2. they never hurt my feelings
3. they are always able to perform
4. they never make me cook them dinner or clean up after them
5. they never leave dirty clothes all over my floor
6. they never pee on the seat
7. they never cheat on me
8. they never stink up the house
9. they don't expect to be the center of attention
10.they don't have a license/house/car/job/money because they can't not just because they are retarded
11. they don't care if I'm emotional or moody
12. they could care less if I'm on my period
13. they don't care if I hog the covers
14. they don't mind that I have a kid
15. they don't care that I need to lose 20 pounds
16. they don't care that I belch like a volcano spewing noxious fumes
17. they require no effort on my part
18. they don't make promises they can't keep
19. they never lie to me
20. they let me have the remote

Sigh... now if only I didn't like the taste of cum
(plus it whitens teeth naturally and hey we all need white teeth)....heheh
fucking bastards..
;)

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msmcfeeley
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msmcfeeley
This is a quote from someone on my friends list who borrowed it from someone else. And it sounds about right. HEH

"Basically, men are afraid of women and can't handle the fact that they came out of the same thing they spend the rest of their lives trying to get back into."

Current Mood: bitchy bitchy
Current Celebrity Loser: Access Hollywood

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sammynella
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I was just having a Yahoo Messenger conference chat with Monica and Julie. Monica is one of the co-moderators of this community and Julie is a prominant member. Monica proposed that once a month we should all gather on Yahoo Messenger for a "men suck balls" chat. So, those of you who have Yahoo Messenger...let us know what you think. And Laurie, get out of the stone age and download Yahoo Messenger, before I have to come to California and kick your ass! This montly chat would not be the same with out you!

Anyway, I have brought the proposal to the floor for a vote. So place your vote in the comments section of this post. If any of you have other ideas or suggestions for this community. Let us know!
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sammynella
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Looks as though we are going to have a lot of losers to chose from this week. Keep sending in those stories and bitches! Welcome to those who are new to the community. Bear with us as we are relatively new. Seems as though you ladies have assimilated nicely! Glad you are all here.
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sammynella
Julie! You have won for the second week in a row! That's right! You lovely fucktard annonymous troll commenter has won! Go celebrate!
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just_monicat
dear beautiful and self-important man who i gave my cell phone number to in a moment of poor judgment over two weeks ago:

when i said i wasn't interested in grabbing a bite with you, i meant that i wasn't EVER interested in grabbing a bite with you. or having coffee. or accompanying you to a movie. or any other activity that typically is associated with voluntary participation.

no, this isn't a dare. men who brag about their lacking of punctuality, to the tune of 30 minutes and act all smug when i inquire about how your friends feel about it aren't all that interesting to me

has it escaped your attention that i've not been available to you the last 11 times you've asked me out. please don't make me say *the words*. call me one more time, and i will, though.

though i'm giving you points on persistence, but not enough to score a date.

buh-bye!
~m

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Current Celebrity Loser: baby - chris isaak

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msmcfeeley
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msmcfeeley
Can I nominate someone else's stupid man for next weeks voting?
This was posted in one of my communities...

My boyfriend talked me into having a 3some with him and one of our close friends (also male). I wasn't really gung-ho about it but did it anyway. Anywho I ended up having sex with another guy in front of my boyfriend. (He gave the other guy the freaking condom...)

Now my boyfriend (of 5 years) has left me because he THINKS that I want our friend now. Which I don't...the sex wasn't even that good even though the dude had a 9inch dick..he didn't know how to use it.

So I guess you could say I was fucked no matter what.

Current Mood: amused amused
Current Celebrity Loser: Inside the Actor's Studio with Tom Cruise

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msmcfeeley
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msmcfeeley
Poll #231826 Men Suck Balls sex poll

Appx. how many different sexual partners have you had in your teens?

0-2
11(84.6%)
3-5
1(7.7%)
6-9
0(0.0%)
10+
1(7.7%)

Appx. how many different sexual partners have you had from age 20 on?

0-2
7(53.8%)
3-5
0(0.0%)
6-9
3(23.1%)
10+
3(23.1%)

Have you ever had a 'fuck buddy' ?

yes, and it wasn't a bad deal
9(69.2%)
no, i would never consider it
2(15.4%)
yes, and it sucked. i'd never do it again
0(0.0%)
no, but i would consider it
2(15.4%)

How have your relationships ended?

always badly
2(15.4%)
always good
3(23.1%)
some ended badly, some ended okay
8(61.5%)

When was the last time you had sex? (with a partner... lol) pls give appx month/year

At what age did you lose your virginity?

Do you regret losing your virginity to that particular person? and why?

If you could change one thing about about your sex life, past, present or future, what would it be?

If you could eliminate some annoying traits that men have (so they wouldn't suck balls so much) what would be some of them?

Is this poll annoying and are you going to refuse to answer because you're embarassed?

yes, exactly, you nosey fuck
0(0.0%)
no way... my life is a soap opera, why hide it
4(30.8%)
nothing to be ashamed of
3(23.1%)
bring on more questions, I'm game for more
6(46.2%)

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Current Celebrity Loser: Celebrity Poker Showdown

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sammynella
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sammynella
joscelin's fucktard annonymous poster is in first place so far. Get your votes in!
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raptusanxieux
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boyfriend



You need a boyfriend, but only if he has a vagina.


Yes, you read between the lines correctly...

You’re a lesbian.

Or should that be "read between the labia?"



Not only do you not need a boyfriend...

The mere thought of one leaves you completely underwhelmed and uninterested.



That’s not to say you wear flannel shirts and a tool belt.

It’s just that you know what you like...

And it ain’t a hairy, 9-inch (yeah, right) dick pointed in your direction.

Not unless it’s strapped to a hot mama packin’ 34C’s. Now that’s interesting!



Do You *Need* a Boyfriend?

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msmcfeeley
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msmcfeeley
Well, hmm. I guess this solves everything!

boyfriend



You don’t need a boyfriend; all you need is a good vibrator.


It’s not that you hate men.

It’s not that you’d even object if one walked into your life tomorrow.

It’s just that you don’t feel an aching need to have a clueless dork with hairy armpits around, trying to cop a feel.



Your needs – and you do have them – can be met very well by a good battery-powered dildo.

FYI, it’s illegal to sell such things in some states.

And no surprise, this is the most illicit sex you've experienced in a while!



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sammynella
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sammynella
Since I was late getting this out you have until Monday at 10pm CST to vote. Sorry about the lateness.

Poll #231314 Loser of the Week

Who should be the loser for the week ending January 11???

2_the_rescue's husband who has been rather lazy the past couple of weeks and who has no social life outside the home and is generally driving Ms Artemis CRAZY!
0(0.0%)
just_monicat's Cell Phone Man who only wanted her cell number so he could try to score a piece of ass.
0(0.0%)
joscelin's Annonymous Comment Troll. Yes, the one who was chicken shit enough not to leave a name and yet tell her that she is a whore (basically).
4(57.1%)
kegsmom1225's husband who is being a dickwad and threatening to leave her
0(0.0%)
kegsmom1225's Dad who is refusing to have anything to do with her or her family (ie his grandchildren)
0(0.0%)
kegsmom1225's Next door neighbor's husband who hits on Carie all the time.
1(14.3%)
bookfairy's Nemo. The guy who read the personal ad, and replied and is still trying to change Ms Fairy even though we all love just as she is!
1(14.3%)

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sammynella
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sammynella
I will be putting up the nominees for voting tomorrow night at 10pm CST. Get your story in if you want to be considered for the weekly vote!
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2_the_rescue
We have been stuck in the house for two days in a row. I have cabin fever BIG TIME. What occupies most of my time?

Picking up Beloved's messes.

I let things sit, just to see how long they sit. I then point them out. Finally, I become weary of the filth and picked it up. I know, bad, but the combination of OCD and feeling trapped makes me do bad things.

After picking up four empty soda cans, three dishes, two glasses, and several used napkins, he looks at me pathetically and whimpers, "You are going to use this against me, aren't you?"

WHAT DO YOU THINK, ASSHOLE????

He is going to Safeway to pick up beer since his car isn't buried in the lovely ice/snow moat that surrounds our house. That may be enough to save his life, but I'm not making any promises . . .

Get me out . . .please . . .

Current Mood: grumpy grumpy
Current Celebrity Loser: Idiots driving in ice on noisy ATVs

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just_monicat
dear beautiful man who flirted, teased, complimented your way into getting my cell phone number. thanks for your kind words and oh-so-suave way of informing me of what a catch you are, and how lucky i might be to "get a piece of that".

but, when you brag about how you're rarely punctual, and your friends just "accept that about you", that is the end of my interest in you. sorry, but i have better things to do than wait for self-absorbed, conceited, and pretentious men who think that just because they have might have a pretty face and a nice body he's entitled to keep everyone waiting on him.

I . DON'T . THINK . SO!

run along, we're done here...

Current Mood: irritated irritated
Current Celebrity Loser: champagne supernova - oasis

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joscelin
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joscelin
Though I know I should have just ignored and let roll by the remarks of the anonymous asshat yesterday.. I want to say thanks to Monica and Tonya for addressing the situation of anonymous posting.

I do have to agree, to a degree, with those who said DON'T disable it, because it can make for some interesting , shall we say, foreplay. But requiring anonymous comments to be screened will save others from getting manhandled by asshats like my dear judgemental friend from yesterday.

Oh and in case anyone here wonders, my rant of yesterday was NOT based on the gentleman I am currently seeing, who has been the very soul of chivalry.

Ciao!

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